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Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D – Review

When Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater came out in 2004 the world had gone past fear of a Third World War and shifted its focus to the War On Terror. Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles were passé, replaced by thoughts of … Continue reading

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We Cannot Confirm Or Deny The Zombie Virus

Earlier this week, the Centers for Disease Control officially denied rumors that the recent rise in cannibalistic assaults in America is due to a zombie virus.  In an e-mail to the Huffington Post, agency spokesman David Daigle wrote “CDC does not know of a … Continue reading

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New Video Game Is Not An al-Qaeda Propaganda Plot

This week Paradox Interactive released a trailer for the new expansion pack to their historical strategy game Crusader Kings II.  The game previously allowed players to wage war against the Muslim world by re-enacting the Crusades, but the newly-announced Sword of Islam expansion … Continue reading

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Electronic Arts To Launch More Games Into Space

Last week, video game publisher Electronic Arts launched copies of their science fiction game Mass Effect 3 into space as part of a promotion for the final installment in that massively popular science fiction trilogy.  Today they announced that they will continue … Continue reading

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Modern Warfare 3 Fails to Earn One Billion Dollars

In their most recent financial statement, Activision has confirmed that Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 failed to earn even a single Billion dollars in sales after its first five days on the market.  The press release regarding opening week sales verifies … Continue reading

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Call of Duty Franchise May Not End in 2012

My Department Chief at the U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment declassified this transcript of a recent Department Briefing  “Good evening Agents I apologize for bringing you in at this hour, but there has been a development.  Even though this year’s … Continue reading

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Security Advisory Saints Row The Third

My associates at the Dept. of Electronic Entertainment have released the following Security Advisory: “Sharing many features with the Grand Theft Auto series, Saints Row is a murder simulator franchise and a virtual prostitution training program.  Parents must be warned that despite the use … Continue reading

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Intel Dossier: Max Payne 3

The following Intel Dossier has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Good afternoon agents.  A major threat to national security has been neutralized.  The vigilante gunman known as Maximillian Payne has fled the country.  He is believed … Continue reading

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Intelligence Dossier – Hands On With Prototype 2

I was recently enlisted by the U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment as a Special Agent. The following document has been made available to the public as per the Freedom of Information act: “Good afternoon agents, as many of you are … Continue reading

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