Tag Archives: call of duty

Shootmania Storm – Review

Listen up grumpy old gamers, it’s time to grab your easy-open arthritis medicine, glue your toupees on extra tight, and buckle up for some old school shooting!  These punk kids today with their Battlefields and Calls of Duty are all … Continue reading

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Modern Warfare 3 Fails to Earn One Billion Dollars

In their most recent financial statement, Activision has confirmed that Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 failed to earn even a single Billion dollars in sales after its first five days on the market.  The press release regarding opening week sales verifies … Continue reading

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Call of Duty Franchise May Not End in 2012

My Department Chief at the U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment declassified this transcript of a recent Department Briefing  “Good evening Agents I apologize for bringing you in at this hour, but there has been a development.  Even though this year’s … Continue reading

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The Backlog: Call of Duty

“Hello Activision, I’m sorry I missed your call. Actually, it seems that I’ve missed several calls in the past few years. I mean to make it up to you, but before I do, just let me say this – as politely as … Continue reading

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The Backlog: Battlefield 3

The second installment in my new weekly column at Default Prime.  “Between Activision pumping out a new Call of Duty every year, and Electronic Arts dropping a newBattlefield game annually too, I just can’t keep up.  I still haven’t answered the last couple … Continue reading

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Kanye West To Rudely Interrupt Call of Duty XP

Activision will have no one to blame but themselves for whatever Kanye West does on September 3rd at the Call of Duty XP convention.  He’s scheduled to “Perform” at this first official Call of Duty con which will occur on … Continue reading

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Zombie Gunship – Review

Someone at Activision is screaming “Why didn’t WE think of this”. Remember the Gunship sequences in Call of Duty where you controlled the weapons on a plane that was circling over a battlefield, and you used a night-vision display to … Continue reading

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Can Noobs Play Modern Warfare 3?

How can Call of Duty remain a long-running blockbuster franchise if it doesn’t acquire new customers as the years go by? It’s been eight years since the series debuted and four since the Modern Warfare spinoffs started. A new crop of gamers … Continue reading

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