Category Archives: Humor

Saints Row IV” How The Saints Saved Christmas – Review

Twas two weeks ‘fore Christmas, the calendar did say, And nerds wanted new video games to play. Their hard drives were packed with ancient DLC, Like Battlefield maps and Burial at Sea. They craved new content, with more missions to … Continue reading

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Sony Holds Follow-Up Press Conference To Confirm PlayStation 3

Today Sony held a press conference in New York to unveil the upcoming game console the PlayStation 4.  Immediately thereafter they held a second press event for confused reporters to reassure them that the PlayStation 3 really did exist and … Continue reading

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Zynga Announces “Battleville”

Zynga has seen a drastic decline in its profits over the past month following itsIPO. Further plaguing the troubled company is a copyright infringement lawsuit from Electronic Arts over Zynga’s  game The Ville which EA claims The Villeis a copy of EA’s popular social game The … Continue reading

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Warning: Do Not Tell The Mainstream Media About Gotham City Impostors

In the wake of the mass shootings in Aurora Colorado, the mainstream media and many politicians are desperately seeking a way to connect the killings to video games.  So far they have latched onto the blockbuster hits Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. … Continue reading

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Bioshock Infinite Is Using Irony, or Perhaps Sarcasm

When Irrational games announced they are developing a new Bioshock game set in the ultra-patriotic city of Columbia, we here at the U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment were delighted at the prospect of exploring this wonderland of American Exceptionalism.  Unfortunately we were … Continue reading

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Explore The Planet of the Space Humans!

Finally, the space-faring adventures ofMass Effect Multiplayer lets gamers explore the exotic human homeworld: Earth.  Better known throughout the galaxy as The Planet of the Space Humans!  With the upcoming DLC pack appropriately called “Earth”, players can fight off hordes of bad … Continue reading

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The Backlog: DC Universe Online

DCU Online arrived in January of 2011, and didn’t even make it a year before going free-to-play. It was up against some tough competition with City of Heroes and Champions Online both switching to free-to-play in early 2011.  The subscription-based superhero MMO was rapidly becoming … Continue reading

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Why Do People “Hate” IGN?

Recently IGN ran an article titled “Why Do People ‘Hate’ EA” a hard-hitting, objective work of game journalism and an early contender for the 2013 Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.  This company, this community, this family of journalists at IGN has one of … Continue reading

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Microsoft Confirms “Smart Fridge” For Xbox

This week at E3, South Park creator Trey Parker poked fun at Microsoft’s new “Smart Glass” feature for Xbox, calling it a way to “Watch my television, while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device, which … Continue reading

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We Cannot Confirm Or Deny The Zombie Virus

Earlier this week, the Centers for Disease Control officially denied rumors that the recent rise in cannibalistic assaults in America is due to a zombie virus.  In an e-mail to the Huffington Post, agency spokesman David Daigle wrote “CDC does not know of a … Continue reading

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