Saints Row IV – Review

Saints-Row-4-reviewThese kids today with their video games! You know what gamers need to do? Lighten the hell up! Gamers whine about how a new game has day one DLC, or it doesn’t have multiplayer, or “My favorite voice actor isn’t returning this time,” or the game’s offensive, or doesn’t mesh with their politics. It’s about time gamers everywhere just lightened the hell up and enjoyed their damned games! Oh, and you Game Designers out there… Don’t go acting all smug. You smarty pants designers are always strutting around bragging about how your titles are full of philosophy and political allegories, and references to books that one actually read. You need to lighten up too and make more games where players can beat aliens to death with their own anal probes. You need to make more games like Saints Row IV.  Continue Reading

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