We Cannot Confirm Or Deny The Zombie Virus

Earlier this week, the Centers for Disease Control officially denied rumors that the recent rise in cannibalistic assaults in America is due to a zombie virus.  In an e-mail to the Huffington Post, agency spokesman David Daigle wrote “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”  Unfortunately the Department of Electronic Entertainment cannot confirm or deny the existence of a zombie virus at this time.  Continue Reading

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