Intel Dossier: Max Payne 3

The following Intel Dossier has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act:

“Good afternoon agents.  A major threat to national security has been neutralized.  The vigilante gunman known as Maximillian Payne has fled the country.  He is believed to be in disguise, currently living in Brazil.

Payne’s exploits were the inspiration for a video game series by Rockstar Games, and the general public is currently under the impression that Payne is a [REDACTED].  Continue reading →

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Playwright/ Video Game Journalist/ Theatre Critic/ Actor New York City ·
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