Games To Assure That You’re Among The Chosen When The Rapture Comes

While this was written regarding the May 21st doomsday, it will still apply to the next Rapture:  Be fearful gamers!  The Rapture is upon us!  According to a radio evangelist, on May 21st the righteous will ascend to heaven, while sinners are sent to roast in eternal hellfire!  Having spent most of our lives playing murder simulators, and teabaging virtual corpses in shooter games, we’re all going to fry!  But our salvation is at hand, because I’ve found a list of games we can all play to earn some good karma and maybe buy our way into heaven.  Read on as though your soul depends upon it!  Read the whole dire warning on www.PlayerAffinity.com

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Playwright/ Video Game Journalist/ Theatre Critic/ Actor New York City · charlesbattersby.com
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