Console Exclusives We Want On PC: Captain America Super Soldier

You know who doesn’t like Captain America?  Communists!  You know who else doesn’t like Captain America?  Nazis!  So, when Sega makes a Captain America video game, and only releases it for consoles, what they’re really doing is calling us PC gamers a bunch of Commie, Nazi scum!  That’s why we should demand that the upcoming tie-in game to the Captain America movie be ported to PC as soon as possible.  I’m so patriotic that I eat terrorists for breakfast and crap eagle eggs, so when some game company implies that my platform of choice isn’t good enough for Captain America, it makes me want to throw a vibranium shield at the developer…  Read the full article on

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Playwright/ Video Game Journalist/ Theatre Critic/ Actor New York City ·
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